stumped

i don't know how to delete this blog.

I just have to say

I haven't taken the time to delete this blog. But its probably the lamest thing I've ever been a part of.

whoops.

Brushes with celebrity

Ok so

last friday we were flyering for the neigbhorhood's halloween party and we came upon a rap video shoot... no kidding. And the older ladies from the hood were sitting out on their lawn chairs watching waiting for their time to get in the video and it was on the way

this week i got a message on twitter from a fellow organizer whose husband ran for NE Senate and she said 'is this you..' and linked to some video I couldn't access and I shudder to think what it could be but I don't think it was me at all -

then tonight there was some movie called the mechanic starring donald sutherland and others being filmed out the neighborhood. I didn't make it out to be watched but man.. ridiculous these brushes with celebrity

there are more that are less removed but they involve Emeril and Obama!!

1 out of every 10 people I meet are from or have strong ties to Nebraska

We had a party in our apartment this weekend.

There were assholes and drunks and fireworks and minefields

It was a real battle.

I can't get away from people in Nebraska down here. Not that I want to necessarily but jesus... every other day I meet someone from the area and I pull out my unicameral pride. I guess its just not what I expected.

There was this guy at the party that looked like Sayid from Lost. He was wearing army green and he had long curly hair pulled back into a ponytail. Although, he did have his eyebrow pierced with some neon yellow studs holding it in place. He wandered around the party for a few hours and he seemed like a nice person. Then my neighbor Kate introduced me to him saying "This is Ali. I found out that he is from Omaha. I mentioned that you are from Lincoln, Nebraska and he said 'UGH... I'm so over Lincoln.'"

Lame
Lame
Lame

I sat him down for a talking to but before I got the chance to make my point that he was really full of shit I got distracted and walked away.

Time to head to a lunch meeting with a pet groomer.

We watched Supernatural tonight...

It was kind of terrifying.

Its like unsolved mysteries and x-files... mostly x-files except instead of cool fbi agents, the main characters are WB 'studs'. oh well

Anthony Edwards makes a great spokesman for an international medical aid organization...

because he played a doctor on tv.

for many years...

he gets medicine.

I'm obsessed with lightbulb jokes these days

I don't know what it is... they have never appealed to me so much.

We are having a party at my apartment this weekend, maybe I can turn this into a game.

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you ask me?